IM Exchange With Terrible

Terrible: i was thinking about your blog

Terrible: while driving home last night

TheSexonomist: and....

Terrible: the bottom part

Terrible: the sexonomics
Terrible: ok so economics

Terrible: isnt just cost

Terrible: of sex

Terrible: money wise

Terrible: but other things

Terrible: i think you should include Hours

Terrible: the opporunity cost

Terrible: your time should be a statistic

Terrible: also the final product- we are studying the cost and consumption of this good/service

Terrible: how good was the final product

Terrible: should sex be given a grade

Terrible: because paying $50 for bad sex

Terrible: is not = to paying $50 for great sex

Terrible: so there should be a grade maybe

TheSexonomist: i like both the thoughts

TheSexonomist: only thing is

TheSexonomist: i dont know if i've ever told you this

TheSexonomist: but sex is basically always the same for me

TheSexonomist: i really don't care how good or bad it is

Terrible: well then

TheSexonomist: all i want is for it to happen so i can get out and move on most of the time

Terrible: really

TheSexonomist: which is how we know i have a serious problem haha

Terrible: you dont actually enjoy the act

TheSexonomist: nope, not really

Terrible: we have a gigantic issue here

Terrible: you dont just like digging heels in

Terrible: and beating it up sometimes?

Terrible: knowing girl is probably not going to walk tomorrow

Terrible: doesnt give you satisfaction?

TheSexonomist: nah, not so much

Terrible: ok back to sexonomics

Terrible: i think you should include

Terrible: Time

Terrible: and Grade

Terrible: although it might be the same for you

Terrible: you know, whats better?

Terrible: girl just lays there?

Terrible: or one that tries to get thrown up against a wall and is screaming you hung jew at you while you are smashin it up?

Terrible: or

Terrible: if you dont want to grade sex

Terrible: grade the girl

Terrible: what did she look like?

Terrible: how was her personality?

Terrible: was she RICH?

Terrible: big boobies?

Terrible: shaved coochie?

Terrible: your grading criteria for the girl can be

Terrible: 1. looks 2. personality 3. sex 4. intangibles

TheSexonomist: personality is meaningless

TheSexonomist: sex is mostly meaningless

TheSexonomist: at this point it's all looks/intangibles

TheSexonomist: b/c it's about the conquest

TheSexonomist: like if i banged has-been that would be completely absurd

TheSexonomist: high intangibles

Terrible: wait, sex cant be meaningless

Terrible: its called SEXonomics

Terrible: people care about that

Terrible: whether you do or not

TheSexonomist: i like a good bj

Terrible: ur right personality is meaningless

TheSexonomist: i might turn this into a post