IM Exchange With Random Former Flame About My Libido (***Informative***)

randomformerflame: Your Libido Explained
TheSexonomist: haha so basically i'm a lower life form

randomformerflame: apparently. thought you'd appreciate the read.

TheSexonomist: how hilarious would that actually be

TheSexonomist: like, there's no psychological explanation

TheSexonomist: i'm just less evolved

TheSexonomist: i'm pretty hairy

TheSexonomist: it would make sense

randomformerflame: that would make me feel better about things

TheSexonomist: hahaha